i'm bored i'm bored i'm broed i'm BORED EVEN!

ANYWAY BECAUSE I'M BORED I'M GOING TO COMPILE A LIST OF AWESOME THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED OVER THE PAST TWO YEARS

- stealing emma's house and every time i leave going DON'T RAPE THAT PIGEON. and pressing her doorbell

- going to ffaf with kirsty. "we should stay in a travel lodge"
"wait where's the travel lodge"
"NEXT TO YOU"
and of course the
"HEY LOOK, THAT SIGN'S THE SAME COLOUR AS THAT SIGN!"
"...that's because they're the same sign."

"mmm, tesco value."
"i LIKE this"

- conversation with beckyx2 + kirsty
"i'd be fine with philip so long as he stopped putting his GODDAMN elbows on my GODDAMN table!"
"we've moved behind him now!"
"i can feel him mentally elbowing my table."

- conversation with daniel while drunk
"thye thnki i m drnk but i'm NTO!!!" and on and on

- the ape walk
"WALK IT, WALK IT...oh hi ms nutchins...."

- the titanic re enactment
"NEEEEAR FAAAAAR WHEREVERRRR YOU AREEE-"
"TILLY, that's mrs branch coming up the stairs"

- emma's house, scene one of many
the riff from funhouse
"THIS USED TO BE A FUN-"
"I DON'T CARE, MABUILDA!"

-oh yeah that whole thing
mabuilda winehold
fuck yeah.